What's up to all my sinners, perverts, stoners and all those who support the sin side! Tonight! Mofo Wear & Mofo Wear Girls present "Sick Girl Wednesdays", hosted by Mofo and a bunch of fucken Stoners!

Tonight is our grand opening for "Sick Girl Wednesdays" at the cool-ass "Howl at the Moon" club at Universal City Walk. And there will be one every week starting tonite at 9pm.

That's RIGHT Bitches,
FREE Open Bar u mutha-fukers!
FREE buffet for all u stoned out sinners!

And parking is only $3.00 valet after 9pm

And many of the Mofo Wear Girls will be there tomorow night; Flower Tucci, Olivia O'Lovely, Katrina Kraven, Alana Evans, Cytherea & Gianna Lynn will be giving away Mofo Wear and some of their XXX DVD's and posters!

And not this week but next week we will have Freebies from some of the top XXX video companies!

So CUM on down tonight and get some free alcohol, free food and FREE PUSSY. I kid ! I kid! The pussy will cost u but the alcohol & food is free for just a couple of hours!

PLEASE READ. IMPORTANT. Put your glass pipe down and finish enjoying that drip for a fucken second and listen for once!

There is a $10. cover charge except for XXX female talent & those that are on my Exclusive VIP list and the "Howl at the Moon" Exclusive VIP list!

There will be a section just reserved for Mofo Wear with a capacity of about 60 people. Unless u have licked my balls u don't get on this list! I kid, I kid, Your Mom already licked my balls so it's cool! I kid, I kid, You must e-mail me at mofo@mofowear.net by Wednesday at 4pm every week to get on this list. Or text me on my Ultra-Mega-Top Secret cell phone that only the ladies know, if you know what I mean!

And you must be inside the Mofo Wear Circle of Cocaine, Oops, I mean inside the Mofo Wear Circle of Marijuana, Oops, I did it again, I meant u must be a very close friend of someone in Mofo Wear and if u have a penis, u can't bring more penises with you than your own to be on this list. Get it?

It has taken me months to decide on a place to host/sponsor a weekly night! I have finally decided on a cool-ass club in a dope-ass location! This place will be cool for my beautiful porn people and to my homies from the LA area!

The "Howl at the Moon" club is an awesome rock/dance/hang-out bar that is big & beautiful like my penis! I kid, I kid, Do I? I don't know, ladies! Find out if u want to lose your hearts, money and soul to the Evil Mofo!!

And the BS doesn't stop there ladies & gentlemen! The "Howl at the Moon" club is only like 20 minutes from the Valley and 10 minutes from Hollywood and 25 minutes from LA County Jail.

See all u mutha-fukas tonight!!

And YES! Mofo Wear & the Mofo Wear Girls will be at Erotica LA inside the Los Angeles convention center on June 23 - 25 at our Sick Ass Mofo Wear booth. Cum get us stoned, por favor!

Much luv & sin, Mofo (Pervert Daddy'o)
Mofo Wear
"clothing from the Sin Side"

THANK YOU !!