...at Club Nacional for the A-List party "The Nightmare Before Halloween", thrown by T.J. Direda, Director of Marketing for Original Sin Films.

Ultra anti-semite and racist Paris Hilton will be there will all her scary, ugly, glamorous friends. See if you can get close enough to overhear what spoiled East Coast millionaires (like the current Prez) really think of you. Or you can just hang out with the porn stars and adult industry types who will be there, doing the whole "porn is a parody of Hollywood" thing for Halloween. They'll be co-hosting the event with stars from "That 70's Show" and "American Pie".

There will be a red carpet, an open bar between 9 and 11pm, a two-floor heaven and hell atmosphere, and gift bags sponsored by Original Sin, Vertigo Video, Astroglide, Virgin Mega Store, Virgin Cola, Livea-RX, Suburban Noize Records and Club Max VIP.

The Palador next door will also be open for the party. You might try eating there. Unfortunately, you won't be able to find anything particularly edible on the menu, or a server who will be particularly eager to bring it to you. Palador used to be a great restaurant, but since it is located right next door to Club Nacional, it has discovered that it longer needs to be good (Palador lost its original chef). Location is everything!